Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
Salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness)
Water (to help in mixing)
Sugar (for flavor)
Sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative)
Calories Per Serving: 170
Calories Per Serving From Fat: 140
Serving Size: 2 oz.
Servings Per Container: 6 (large) or 3.5 (small)
Total Fat: 16g
Saturated Fat: 6g
Cholesterol: 40mg
Sodium: 750mg
Proteins: 7g
Iron: 2%

Sounds delicious, and nutritious too!

I guess it's called Veterans Day for all the Amercian's out there.

I like poppy's for some reason. I like the black center better than the green one.
They're also great for taking out the needle & the pin so you can make lips outa them :3
They're all over the floor at school. Some guy has like 10 poppies on his hoodie.

I wonder... is rememberance/Veterans day just about the World War's or about any/all wars?
I dunno.

I guess the point is it's rememberance/Veterans day and I'm happy 'cause I skipped out on the assembly :3

Also, I want snow! Too warm for snow >w<

.::EDIT::. Not Rememberance day anymore

Copy & Pasted from: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/
bl-pumpkin-sex.htm

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

I was looking at panda cam (A gadget for the sidebar on Vista) and I saw this...

Gross....Disgusting....sexy? lol, joking

I know I've said this like a million times, but looks like my tires got slashed again. (like the 3rd time in two weeks) My Dad was saying that maybe they would take intrest if one of the teachers car tires got slashed.
I think he's right .....

I've just noticed Halloween is coming up.
My sister (10?) bought black nail polish, and some school uniform-thingy. She's going out as something that looks just like Wednesday from The New Addams Family.

My brother (9) is going out as the killer guy in the grim reaper costume from the Scream movies/Scary Movie 1.

Me & my other brother are gonna stay home & watch some R rated movies like Saw, & stuff like that, 'cause we're both embarrased to go out for Halloween.

I'm glad they picked good costumes, maybe this Halloween will look a little less like Hello Kitty exploded all over the place =)

now... a random pic I edited (and by edit I mean slap in 3 words) with Paint out of boredom!

Meh, I know no one is reading this besides Donald Mcronald (HI!!!) . But I might as well make another since I gots nothing to do. so here's how things have been going!

I brought my picture home. I told my Mom not to hang it up (embarressed) so she put it in the closet so I'll know what I look'd like when I was 16

I have to walk to school now due to a lack of bike. Half an hour trip on foot. My legs hurt!!!!
I stole $4:00 out of my Mom's purse so I should be able to take the bus home for two day's =)

My grades have gotten a little better! My marks have been the same, but my Math mark went up by 5 'cause I finished a few late assignments (I feel sorry for the teacher, all the marking she has to do) but a project started, and I'm gettting no where slowly.
(I was gonna do good this year!!!! D:)

So there ya'llz go! Enjoy

I might do another in a few days, if something else happens...... might be a while

(Hey, I'm actually doing real blog posts! Who knew?)

.::EDIT::. Bike fixed now =]

.::EDIT2::. Tires got slashed again! lol

I've been having a lot of good day's lately. I knew sooner or later that a bad day would come pretty soon.
Looks like it Finally came. I'm not really that upset about it, but it makes a good story (I guess...)

I got my pictures back this morning. I hate my pictures & I'm smiling WAY too big in this picture. Embarressed to take it home...

The
tires n my bike got slashed. I think I have a good idea who did it 'cause (from a distance) three guys were making fun of me about it. My Dad's upset about it 'cause he has to fix it now 'cause I wouldn't know how. (Glad I don't have too)

So 30 minutes later I finally got home & there is my report card sitting on the table. Seems they started mailing report cards home now. I'm failing math with a 48 (the other two I got a 58 & 59). 2/3 is good but my Mom is freaking out! (She freaks out about everything) In case you're wondering, I'm in grade 11 so I get two spares. My little bro is in grade 9 so he has to get five classes.

So there's my day! Enjoy =]

I didn't notice until now but there's no turd of the week this week! (maybe it's just my computer? idk)

I know this sounds strange, but I wouldn't really mind getting one...

Alright, it's Thanksgiving (here in Canada) so I would like to know what you're thankful for.
I guess I'm thankful for......food. 'cause without food there'd be no thanksgiving.

::EDIT:: Not thanksgiving no more :P

I think I've started to notice that I have never had a normal dream in my entire life.
Don't get me wrong I like them, but I think it's getting way too "out there" recently

Last week for example, I was in the bath tub, I had a penis, & it fell off!
The balls (that used too be inside the sack) looked white and .... ok too much info right?

maybe the Ice rink where 4 (little kid) caroler's were on a sled (there is an adult woman skating in one spot behind them who looked kinda like an anime character). There's this big, black door in front of them & *BOOM* *CRASH*
The sled then turns around, & they're still singing like nothing happened. I woke up laughing seconds later.

Anyone else have weird dreams like this or something?